Today has been just BEEutiful. Thank you for coming back to the PINK BEEHIVE!!!
Still a little hot here in the South but I make sure my outfit doesn't show sweat, I mean perspiration, stains.
Going to the mailbox is enough to make me want to chop off all of my hair - which you all know I won't do for reasons stated in chapter 1.
I am still quite pissy about the two young lads who spent an extended stay in Iran because they are too stupid to read a map. Really, do I have to look at you two skinny, sorry asses complain because you didn't like how they treated you. HELLOOOO, even I know you were in a country that hates all Americans!!! This is the second time I have vented on this today (first on Facebook) now here; I'm am just so aggravated by these 2 morons.
It leaves me to think: Just who EXACTLY is the anonymous genius who posted their bail. These two numb nuts are lucky they got out alive...I hate morning TV...it's gets me off on the wrong foot to an otherwise lovely day...
I recently received an email which has some fine and dandy 'female' words used to, well, used to speak to the significant other in their lives. Actually, I've been on the receiving end of these little ditties so I am twice as clear on their meaning after reading the 9 words listed. Frankly, Mzz. BEE does not assign gender to words. And I absolutely love ELLEN!!!
But that's another blog....
In case you are not on my email list, I'm going to post these on the PINK BEEHIVE just to make sure you are in the loop...I wish I could take credit for these but enjoy and feel free to use these on the ones you love the most...
.....remember the word (some say pen but who writes longhand anymore?) is mightier than the sword - and it will save you from 10 - 20 years in the big house...and trust the hive to let you know you do NOT want to go there.
Here is the list of BUZZWORDS...(A heeeuge thank you to KT of Vermont :)
ENJOY!!!
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Okay, so that is Mzz Patsy Bee's random thoughts today.
Of course there were a lot more but I can't spend too much time on this stuff or when Mzzter Bee comes home he's a real BUZZKILLER!
Peace and love one another.
